A tourist stopped Beyoncé and Jay Z on their recent trip to Paris while they were on their way into the Louvre. This tourist, despite owning some sort of recording device, apparently lives in a cave on an as-yet-
undiscovered-planet, because he did not know who Jay and Bey were or why they would be flanked by so many security guards during a regular old visit to a museum. "Who is he?" the man asked, looking into the eyes of his own impending death and hoping he would escape unscathed.
And then Jay Z stared at the guy with enough menace to kill a baby and the clouds rolled in and somewhere thunder clapped and a wolf howled at the blood moon, and Mr. Carter said, "Who are you?" It was amazing. It was the shadiest thing Jay has done since he and Drake were in that weird fondue fight. Now you know: Do not ever, ever speak to Jay Z while he is on a family trip to the Louvre, and especially do not ask him why he's famous because Jesus, are you even alive if you don't know who he is?
Please also note how Blue Ivy sort of raises her arms in the air as her father delivers his line, as if to say, "Yaaas, Daddy, you got him!" This entire family is perfect.
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